In a land before us, there was only the official Computing Society.
They were set up with the fundamentals of pub, computing and laughs.
One day these values were threatened and the committee was
infiltrated, tainted and destroyed.
Original members were removed in the name of 'seriousness' or
something.
Banished from the nation of Abertay Computing Society committee,
but not to be defeated, a new, better, piratier, illegal(ish)
society was created.
And hence, The Abertay Pirate Computing Society (TAPComS) was
created.
We still retain our roots, with the one who inspired us (the dread
pirate Scott Wares)
remaining as our mascot in logo, but their committee are now sworn
enemies.
Yaaaaarrrr! Yo Hoe.
We are computing pirates.
Enemies of the state (Abertay).
No Macs/pricks/Dewars allowed.
All hail glorious supreme leader.
All members required to pillage swag and booty regularly.
Democratic Voting. Like any good society in the land, we here
pirates be fair mateys.
Yer be gettin the chance for votin aarrr
Glorious Supreme Leader in-ter
powerrr.
He who be fairrly elected is given almighty rule of aaarrr society
and will be electin his chosen mateys for the Elite Crew, the best
of aarrr scurvy seadogs.
Error!
Unfortunately your vote was mysteriously lost.
Luckily we have still placed a vote in its place for the most
sensible candidate:
Jamie Lievesley.
In completely unrelated news it has been detected that you are being
unfaithful to the pirate state.
As you will be well aware, The Abarrrtay Pirate Computing Society is
a glorious, diplomatic and fair society.
You will no doubt want to punish yourself for this action,
irregardless: traitors must be punished.
You will be required to walk the plank as standard punishment for
antiglorious behaviour.
Thankyou. Yo Hoe.
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You have participated in our fair and democratic voting process.
Your vote has been verified for: Jamie Lievesley.
May glory continue.
You have been praised for your sensible vote for
fair and democratic rule from our one true leader.
Thankyou. Yo Hoe.
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